Friday, December 2, 2011

Angry rant about the new Tim and he-who-does-not-deserve-to-share-the-same-name-as-me movie coming out soon

If you've read the previous post, you can already tell that...well, I'm not a fan of Tim and...

Tim and...

TIM AND...

Eric.

Yes, while I'm proud to bear that name (and since Power Rangers Time Force has a sixth Ranger that shares the same name as me, it gives me nerdy bragging rights too), I can't help but notice that this live-action comedy on a programming block on Cartoon Network just...it just pisses me off.  The show makes NO sense at all, the special effects are low-tech (come to think of it, I think some of this stuff can easily be done in Sony Vegas), the budget's shorter than a leprechaun, and the humor downright insults your intelligence!  And to hear that they're going to make a feature-length movie based on this fucking piece of bullshit just burns me up.  To the people who actually like this...show, who think this movie will do well, I have this to say:

GET HELP!  YOU'RE NOT WELL!  THESE TWO JACKASSES AREN'T FUNNY!  SAVE YOUR MONEY FOR SOMETHING FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN TICKETS TO THIS MOVIE-SIZED ACID FEST!  BUYING TICKETS ONLY PROVES THAT HUMANITY IS BECOMING MORE DEFORMED THAN IT NEEDS TO BE!  TIM AND ERIC ARE FUCKING SCUM!!!

...Okay, I'm better now.  Just um...take my words for it and...don't see this movie.

Have a nice day.

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